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We got Drunk and came up with 8 killer business ideas

2026-08-06 - 57 min - source - Read full transcript
Sam Parr (host)Shaan Puri (host)Ari

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The 'drunk ideas' format works as a permission structure: framing a pitch as a joke removes the fear of being judged and regularly surfaces ideas the hosts think are genuinely viable.
Shaan says he keeps a running list of these ideas in Slack tagged 'drunk idea' specifically so he can pull from it when the format comes up. Several pitches in this episode (the calisthenics competition, the beeper for kids) were treated by both hosts as good enough to possibly move into a normal episode.
business-ideation
Changing a product's form factor, not its underlying function, is a reliable and underrated way to make a stale category go viral.
Examples cited: butter sold or dispensed as a roll-on deodorant stick, sunscreen packaged as whipped cream (Vacation), and vitamins sold as a refrigerated liquid instead of a gummy or pill (Mary Ruth's, Row Nutrition). Each example already has real revenue behind it.
form-factor-innovation
There is a repeatable four-part pattern behind viral NYC food trends: make a side item the main item (cookie dough ice cream to just cookie dough), change a food's color (rainbow croissant), or change its scale in either direction (giant burgers or tiny cupcakes).
Sam and Shaan trace this pattern back to a prior guest who built Groons by turning Athletic Greens into a gummy, framing it explicitly as 'I just changed the form.'
form-factor-innovation
Heavily personalized, physical direct mail produces outsized ROI relative to its cost, and most businesses are sleeping on it because they assume mail is dead.
Hampton paid a researcher $100 per lead to send customized gifts (e.g., artisanal honey to a bookkeeping company called Honey Bookkeeping) with handwritten notes, and it became one of their best-performing marketing channels after 6-7 months of data. Post Pilot, which Sam and Shaan both invested in, reports 5-8x ROI on postcard re-engagement campaigns for e-commerce brands.
direct-mail-marketing
AI-driven mass outreach ('AI SDRs') is about to flood every business owner's inbox with convincingly human spam, and the proposed defense is symmetric: an AI that wastes the spamming AI's time back.
The pitched product, 'Slop Stop,' has its own AI ask qualifying questions, book a call, request case studies and follow-ups, negotiate a contract, then send back absurd redlines and ultimately vanish, consuming the spammer's resources the way spam consumes the recipient's.
ai-spam-defense
A historical precedent for pricing spam out of inboxes already existed via reverse-inbox services that charged a small fee per email to guarantee a reply.
Balaji Srinivasan's company Earn (later sold to Coinbase) worked this way. It never scaled broadly because the era's email infrastructure lacked native micropayments; Shaan notes crypto could technically solve this now but the systems are too entrenched for anyone to switch.
ai-spam-defense
Screen-free, physically-owned kids' devices are a growing, well-funded product category driven by parents wanting alternatives to handing a child a smartphone.
Tin Can (a wifi-based landline for kids) has sold hundreds of thousands of units and raised $15.5M; Yoto (a card-based, screen-free music and story player) does north of $100M in revenue. Both are cited as direct comps for the pitched 'beepers for kids' idea.
kids-tech-products
A 'beeper for kids' concept, letting children send short pre-set or voice-to-text messages to each other without full connectivity or location tracking, was pitched as an extension of the screen-free kids-device trend and won the hosts' informal vote as the strongest idea of the episode.
Both Sam and Shaan independently voted for this idea over their own pitches, with Shaan calling it something they might actually 'need to edit... into a main episode' rather than keep as a joke.
kids-tech-products
There is a live cultural tension between over-parenting (constant location tracking, cameras on older kids) and an emerging 'free-range kids' backlash favoring more independence with lightweight ways to stay reachable rather than tracked.
Sam cites a TikTok statistic that 60% of parents won't let their kid go to the next grocery aisle alone, and both hosts describe knowing parents who put baby-monitor-style cameras on 12-year-olds, framing the beeper idea as a middle path: independent but still reachable.
kids-tech-products
Faking initial demand can bootstrap the social proof that sustains genuine long-term demand.
Sam recounts a NYC food vendor who admitted paying people to stand in a fake line outside his shop for the first two months; the shop has had a real line for two years since. The hosts generalize this as a tactic applicable to most of the episode's other pitches.
business-ideation
Underground, high-spectacle competitive subcultures can be highly engaging content even with no formal brand, sponsor, or established name for the sport.
Shaan describes a UFC-style calisthenics competition ('Last Man Standing') with trash talk, walkout entrances, nicknames like 'Extra Money' and 'Spec Nasty,' and a live betting crowd, run by a single organizer (Abu) with no wider media coverage beyond one under-the-radar Rolling Stone piece.
business-ideation
'Take your roommate to work day' reframes career-path discovery as an exposure problem, not a passion-discovery problem.
Shaan argues most smart, hardworking people never find 'their thing' because they lack real exposure to what different jobs are actually like, not because they lack passion; he compares asking someone their passion to asking a child who has only eaten pizza and mac and cheese what their favorite food is.
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Summary

This is a recurring "drunk ideas" segment episode of My First Million, where Sam Parr and Shaan Puri (joined this time by their producer Ari, promoted for the day to co-host) pitch deliberately half-baked business ideas under the pretense of having had a drink, then defend and rate each other's pitches. The format is explicitly designed to lower the bar for judgment: bad ideas proposed as jokes turn out to regularly contain a real nugget, and several pitches in this episode (the calisthenics competition, the kids' beeper) get treated seriously enough that the hosts wonder if they belong in a normal episode instead.

Shaan's ideas lean toward productivity and lifestyle spectacle: a "reverse vacation" lock-in camp for extreme productivity (inspired by silent meditation retreats and a viral video about a mountain walk to break phone addiction), an underground calisthenics competition styled like a UFC event with trash talk and nicknames, a butter dispenser shaped like a roll-on deodorant stick, a Mexican-food version of Benihana with a tableside guac cannon and a salsa lazy river, an AI-vs-AI spam defense called "Slop Stop," and "take your roommate to work day," which reframes career discovery as an exposure problem rather than a passion-discovery problem. Sam and Ari's ideas cluster around consumer and kids products: Ari pitches "casinos for children" (gotcha-style claw machine arcades) and a "beeper for kids" concept extending the trend of screen-free kids' devices like Tin Can and Yoto; Sam counters with a giant, Carvana-style claw machine dispensing real prizes, and a hyper-personalized direct-mail idea drawn from a real Hampton marketing experiment that paid off with strong ROI.

A clear throughline across multiple pitches is that changing a product's form factor, not its function, is an underrated lever for making a stale category interesting: butter as a roll-on stick, sunscreen as whipped cream, vitamins as a refrigerated liquid instead of a gummy. The hosts trace this back to a repeatable four-part pattern behind viral food trends (make a side dish the main dish, change the color, change the scale) and cite real revenue numbers (Groons, Mary Ruth's, Row Nutrition) as evidence the pattern works commercially, not just for attention.

The direct-mail and anti-spam threads are the most concretely evidenced parts of the episode. Sam describes an actual Hampton campaign that paid a researcher $100 per lead to send heavily personalized physical gifts, which became one of the community's best marketing channels, and cites Post Pilot's 5-8x ROI on e-commerce postcard campaigns as proof mail is underrated, not dead. On the spam side, Shaan's "Slop Stop" pitch, an AI that wastes an AI spammer's time symmetrically through a fake sales process, is paired with a real historical precedent: Earn, a reverse-inbox service that charged senders a fee to guarantee a reply, later sold to Coinbase, which never scaled broadly because email lacked native micropayments.

The episode closes with an informal vote. Despite five pitches from Shaan and two apiece from Sam and Ari, both Sam and Shaan independently vote for Ari's "beepers for kids" idea over their own pitches, with Shaan floating the idea of pulling it out of the drunk-ideas format entirely and pursuing it for real.

Notable Quotes

"The premise of drunk ideas is I have a lot of business ideas that are awful. And if I came to the podcast, and I told you the awful ideas were great, you would think I'm dumb." - Shaan Puri

"The butter aisle is pretty, pretty stale. There's not a lot going on there. We got salted and unsalted." - Shaan Puri

"It's the only true defense of spam if you attached a price to everything you had to send... it would make it expensive for spammers, but essentially free for normal people." - Shaan Puri

"If you never find your thing, you'll never find out what you're made of... there's no food courts for your career. There's not great ways to go even find out what are my options, what's on the menu, what's possible." - Shaan Puri

"Nobody opens their mail. Everybody opens a package." - Shaan Puri, quoting another founder